Of course there's no god, you fucking idiots.

Why would you even believe that? Have you thought about it for ten fucking seconds? Seriously. Just try thinking about it. It'll only take a minute:

"Hmm. I wonder if there really is a god of some kind. Any kind. Well, I don't see one. I've never seen any direct evidence for one. I've never even heard of a verified account of evidence for one."

That didn't take long, did it? Maybe you're not convinced. If so, repeat after me:

"God, if you exist, give me some sort of sign. Come on, don't be such a cunt about it. Why wouldn't you want me to believe in you, god? Come on, this is your chance. Do something. Fucking anything."

If anything happened, let me know. Because that'll be great.

Otherwise, I'll keep searching for knowledge that will make life better for people, instead of wasting my time thinking about something that, if it really does exist, obviously makes no cunting difference.

Read a book, dammit.